The Fox and The Bramble

Fox: "So why did you not catch me when I was falling?"
Bramble: "You're mad to expect that from me who relies on others to support me!"

Aesopus

The Guardian's Person of Year 2013

Oh dear, even the Guardian could not resist the temptation and started yet another one of those Top 10 of... and Best of... vote inanities that journalists churn out to keep with the pressure of having to come up with something attention-grabbing (and click-generating) on a daily basis. I feel for you guys, I really do... 

Now for the vote, for me it's a tight tie between Kenye West and Andy Murray, a shockingly haywire fame-chaser and a man who hits balls for a living. Who could think of worthier candidates for mental hogwash pseudo-competitions like this?